The gym sure does get a lot gayer in the afternoon. I mean really gay. Not moderately gay like in the mornings. Not gay like populated with a bunch of regular guys who just happen to like sex with other guys. I mean gay, like guys who look like women gay. Some of them have pecs bigger than many breasts. I saw a guy this afternoon in makeup. Not low-key makeup, a little eye liner discreetly applied... I mean lipstick, blush, the works. I swear to god, 2pm in the afternoon and the place is a friggin' catwalk. I could've pranced, frolicked even, between sets and I'd have fitted right in. Note to self: get up earlier.
And another thing: I've about had enough of snotty Vancouver girls. This is not really a new thought, but they're bitchy, they're pretentious, and worst of all they don't check guys out on the street. I mean, I'm not exactly Fabio here, but I expect a token amount of attention when out in public, like I get in every other damn city in the world, except here where the women are apparently so fucking frigid you'd need a blowtorch to make an impression. It really gets on my nerves. Honey, I think to myself, you really aren't cute enough to have that much self-esteem.
I can get more attention than that by going to the gym in the afternoon. The world is a confusing place.
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Just need to point out that when you're man pretty like me you get attention on the streets.
Or do i just imagine it.?
Posted by: kmo at September 2, 2005 02:57 AM
No, you didn't imagine it, you fabricated it-- if it were real, you'd never need to crow about it.
Posted by: tj at September 2, 2005 08:18 AM
Blair! Relax and enjoy the men-attention! And if times are tough with the ladies, try out your "hand" at men! You will see all your disappointmnts will be over! But beware! In the world of gay men, if you don't have the muscles (or at least look too straight), you won't be looked at either.
A gay guy can be much snottier than 5 posh girls put together!
By the way, I am in tokyo now, totally lost in translation. www.xururu.org/blog
I have been trying ot work out here and I cant cause I have tattoos! hahahah.
Posted by: andre at September 13, 2005 04:47 AM
Andre, my old friend. All these years you've tried to turn me, but no! I love gay guys, don't get me wrong, but I'm not in love with them ;)
I hate you for living in Tokyo. Will email you.
Posted by: K at September 16, 2005 06:07 PM
All rights reserved. Watch yourself.
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